Tuesday, March 13, 2007

some funny

It feels so much like spring outside I wanted something bright and light for my blog. I am feeling so much better today, I feel so strong and motivated.

I have been making a lot of soup lately, this week I am making minestrone. It has been awhile since I have made it and it sounds so good right now for some reason. It might be because I have been making a lot of asian soups…I need a change..lol

I am part of 2 weight loss support groups on My Calorie Counter. One of them consists of people from Minnesota and the other one is a group of friends I have made on the site. In the later on, there are punishments to have to do if you are not the loser for the week. Like clean your closets, drawers, do extra exercises…J I saw this t-shirt in a email this week it reads “ Every time I hear that dirty word “exercise” I wash my mouth out with chocolate”. I thought it was pretty funny, even though I usually like to exercise.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?